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Silly Questions

Here's some typical SILLY SHOE QUESTIONS??? and even sillier sarcastic responses...

 

Q: Nice place, How long ya guys been open?
A: Ahhhh...55 Years

Q: Where is the Horseshoe located anyway?
A: The same place, it, uh always has been for.....52 Years

Q: Will I be able to find the damn place?
A: Just ask any cabbie, downtowner, or musician

Or check here for Directions

 


Q: Do you guys serve liquor, draft?
A: Sure....But only as an afterthought to the peanuts...

Q: Do you have karaoke?
A: SOCAN thinks we do every Jan 8 and Aug 16....Ask Elvis!

Q: When is last call? Will ya serve after hours?
A: Starting next week, we close 10 pm, re-open 5 am...

Hours of Operation:

Front Bar: Open from noon until 2:00 am daily. Last call: 2:00 am

The Live Music Room is open Monday to Thursday from 9:00 until 1:00 am. On weekends: 9:00 until 2:30 am.


Q: Psstt...Any SECRET Shows comin up?
A: Sure...Springsteen next week, Stompin Tom the week after

Q: Do I have to dress up?
A: Absolutely, no polyester and clean jeans allowed...

Q: Who is this guy, BOOKIE, anyway?
A: He runs pony bets for us every Tuesday Nite...

Q: When is Stompin' Tom going to play?
A: When hell freezes over, but shhh, it's a secret...

Q: How long has TYRONE owned da place?
A: That's an in-joke kids...

Q: Will Blue Rodeo ever play the Shoe again?
A: Ya don't exactly have yer ear to the ground, do ya?

Q: When are ya guys bringing Hootie back?
A: Darn, we keep forgetting to call...

Q: Are we allowed to dance?
A: No, only at the checkered dance floor in BOBCAJEON to The Men They Couldn't Hang

Q: When are ya getting some Country in?
A: We didn't realize Kelly Willis & Wayne Hancock was metal

Note: The Horseshoe Tavern is wheelchair accessible. Ask Tyrone for the ramp.